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[x_shadowcat]

We're back, Ohio is still boring, and the Ohio turnpike is a terrible, terrible place that claims to cross from Pennsylvania to Indiana but is actually a secret doorway into the really boring bits of Michigan.

So, what did we miss, aside from the bits I already got pounced on and not-quite-shrieked at about...

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I still don't know how we did that. I swear I stayed on the same road, but suddenly boom! Welcome to Michigan!

Maybe Michigan is secretly trying to consume Ohio. Like an amoeba with an upper peninsula.

What did you get pounced on and shrieked at for?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I think you're right, Michigan clearly has designs on Ohio. Personally, I think Michigan can have it.

Thing involving a suitemate and a boy. Will tell you in person, as it's on the dl.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

it can't be that DL if I know too ;)

isn't it great?!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if we start listing who all knows, it will become less dl real fast. This place breeds gossip like one thing that breeds other things really well.

And yes, it is, in a mind boggling way.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I ahven;t told anyone. so nyah ;)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, you say that now, but look at a map--do you think Michigan's going to be satisfied with just Ohio? It's probably got ambitions on the whole Great Lakes region, and once it's engulfed Ohio the next logical step is Indiana, and what's Indiana right next to? Do you really want to have to tell people you're a Michigan native? It's only a matter of time if we don't act now, Kitty.

Ah, gossip, I see. Will await your arrival. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

You paint a terrifying picture of the future. Michigan must be stopped!

I got pounced on and shrieked at, and there was a lack of screaming, and you thought it might not be gossip? Psh. Such a boy. On my way.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

We must get the word out about the Turnpike. Once Michigan's devious plan is exposed, it's all over.

And it seems to me girls shriek for all kinds of reasons. How's anybody supposed to be able to tell the difference?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

We can make a website! People always listen to things posted on crazy websites!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yes! And send anonymous e-mails to everyone in the world, to make sure the word spreads as widely as possible!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

What do you think the subject line should be? I'm thinking: "You may have already won a million dollars, or Michigan may have taken over Ohio". Too long?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Cheap Medications to Keep You Healthy Enough to Repel the Advancing Michiganian Hordes!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I think the next joke has to involve XXX ratings and the great lakes, and I'm just not willing to go there...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That or "Enlarge Your State in Only 3 Days!" :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

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